Omelet and a Schmear

Happy New Year my friends and fans!!!  I am SO excited to start this one off right! And like every other 30 something Mom on the planet, I am in resolution mode big time. So there will be a few changes here for as long as health is my priority. Well a semi-priority. Maybe more of a an ideal at this point. I give myself two weeks...

Anyhoo, moving on! I will now be featuring the two egg omelet VS the three Egg omelet. Really there will be no difference in the recipe and you can adjust accordingly as well following my fail-safe tips HERE. By dropping just one egg you lose 70 calories, some cholesterol I guess and you have less room for delicious ass-enhancing filling. Every little bit helps I suppose. Not to say that I am going to do away with all the good fattening stuffs... just reduce the quantity by a little bit and add in a veggie here and there. I refuse to give up my butter though! Weight loss be damned if I can't have some butter!!!

Oh and I'm SO excited to announce that I was given a RAD gift... the Magic Bullet!!  SWOON! Me and my bullet still have some courting to do, but so far I am rather impressed! I will gladly share little tips and tricks I learn along the way!

Alright enough babbling!!  ONTO THE OMELET!!!

Omelet and a Schmear

Ingredients:

canned salmon
cream cheese
green bell pepper
fresh tomato
Havarti cheese
Basic Omelet

Open and drain salmon. Chop up your bell pepper and tomato according to preference. Using about tbsp cream cheese (softened) mix together thoroughly with desired amount of salmon creating a paste (I used the bullet!) Set aside. Add bell pepper to egg mixture and cook your basic omelet. On the flip, schmear your paste on the omelet and fold. Top with Havarti cheese and fresh tomato. Serve and NOMS!

All the things you need to make this beauty!

My new TOY!!

Crappy pic, but here is the basic omelet ready to mix.

Salmon Paste ready to  mix.

I felt the need to post ONE more pic of the bullet magic...

Yeah well, need a little more practice getting the textures right!

This is my official 2 egg omelet pan. Just the right size!

Again, I need some practice with the bullet. Chunky monkey.

Schmeared Omelet

Schmear perfection!

My review:

I made a few rookie mistakes with this one. I really should have sauteed the bell pepper first. It complimented well, but lacked the bold flavor I love. Also, I was a little skimpy with the salmon. I was a little afraid of overwhelming the omelet with a fishy flavor and played it down to much. it fought with the cream cheese rather than flowed. And finally, although I did enjoy the fresh flavor I would most certainly include green onion next time. It was just a little too dull.























Manicotti Omelet

Manicotti and omelet's have an awful lot in common. They are both delicious. They both have eggs as an ingredient. They are stuffable. They are aesthetically pleasing. So it is only natural to substitute one for the other. Even with this comparison I was still slightly trepidatious about  this omelet... it seemed unnatural somehow. Like I was doing something naughty...and with Christmas so close I didn't want to ruin my chances for getting a Wii Fit from Santa (believe me when I tell you, I am in desperate need of anything with the word "fit" in it.)  So I went against my better judgement and made this crossover dish. I hope you enjoy!

A few tips for this omelet:  use fresh ingredients. Provolone cheese typically comes in slices when purchased off the shelf.. you may have to go to your deli and have them cut off a hunk so you can shred it yourself. Ricotta cheese can be substituted with a low-moisture cottage cheese as well. Also, any sauce will do... meatless or otherwise!

Manicotti Omelet

Ingredients:

Spaghetti "meat" sauce
provolone cheese (shredded)
mozzarella cheese (shredded)
Parmesan cheese (fresh/shredded)
ricotta cheese
parsley flakes
black pepper
Basic Omelet

Shred all shreddable cheeses if not already in that format. You will only need about 1 tbsp of each. Add to a microwave safe dish along with about 1/4 ricotta. Season with parsley and pepper to taste. Set aside. Start your Basic Omelet, and while cooking it warm up your cheese mixture in microwave.  I suggest using short increments of time and stirring in between. Set aside and then warm up your meat sauce. On the flip, spread cheese mixture onto omelet and fold. Sprinkle another small amount of Parmesan on top, and spoon meat sauce on top of omelet. Allow to sit for a few minutes to allow cheese mixture to blend. NOMS.

A whole lotta cheese for just a tiny little omelet!

Mmmm.. fresh white dairy happiness.

The mixture is loath to spread... so be delicate!

A little extra Parm... because you can never have enough of that!

My meat sauce has brought my husband to tears before. Or maybe that was when I kicked him in the shin? Eh, no matter. It's dang good.

Ooooh... AHhhhh... Noooomssss

"I am Dalton, and I approve this omelet."

My Review:

I would gladly replace pasta with an omelet any day of the week. I thought the texture would be off-putting, but the opposite was true. The slight saltiness of the omelet made this taste almost better then the real thing. A must try...

Back to Basics... Denver Omelet!

WHERE THE H-E-Double Hockey Sticks have you been JOEE?  HMMM??? What's your AWESOME excuse now? Alien invasion? Spending quality time with your toaster?  YES all of those thing!  Ummm... herm... ehhh.. *ahem*.. sure!! Actually, I am a Mom (yes, they let me reproduce!) and not JUST a Mom... a Mom to 3 boys. I don't think I need further explain.. that pretty much says it all! OK OK... maybe I was just a TEENSY bit over the omelet? No need for concern though... absence makes the heart grow fonder, indeed.

I am sure that if you have ever attended a breakfast at any American style restaurant you have seen the "Denver Omelet" on the menu. It is a classic... a universally accepted taste sensation. The beauty of the Denver omelet is in it's simplicity... ham, cheese, onions, potatoes, and green bell peppers. I was gonna rename it, make it my own. But I know I couldn't fool anyone... the Denver omelet is simply too popular. So enjoy this Western classic!

Denver Omelet

Ingredients:

green bell peppers

onions
ham
potatoes
salt and pepper to taste
olive oil
avocado
Basic Omelet

Chop up onion and peppers and potato to preferred size. Warm up about 2 tbsp. Olive oil in 12 inch skillet... add the veggies and brown until desired texture/taste (HINT: This omelet does well with a crunchier textured onion/pepper.)  Chop ham and place in pan with potatoes/onion/peppers. Stir until warmed and slightly browned. Set Aside. Prepare basic omelet, on the flip add cheese and filling. Fold, and top with hearty slices of avocado. YEEEHAWWW!!  Denver comes to life in your mouth!!

Ohh the Ham was forgotten... the Ham was crying.

 Oilve oil... it looks like ALOT more then I put in! I swear!

My weakness... the glorious avocado!!!

Move OVER Taters! Make room for my porky goodness!

WARNING: Disturbing images ahead!!!

As SURE as I share my success with you,  my reader, I must also share my failure. With a very very heavy heart I present to you this:

I know, I know. It broke my little 'ol heart. I have to tell myself that 1 out of 20 ain't too shabby... but still...

Well, it may not be a purdy Omelet Little lady, but you sure can make a ol' Cowpoke mighty happy!

Bow Chika WOW WOW!

Master Food Taster IN Training is a little upset his Avocado has been consumed! MORE NOMS PLEEZE!!!

My Review:

Tasty! Scrambly, but tasty! Classic flavor you cannot ever go wrong with!











Fresh View Omelet...Leftover Series #3

Ahhh... that's the ticket. After days of carbs and calories and all things hip enhancing, it's refreshing to cook something on the lighter side. By now, your turkey has lost it's luster and more than likely it's appeal. And that white meat that was barely edible to begin with has now dried out to point you cannot swallow it without a gallon of milk and prayer. The goal for today's omelet is to freshen your view of turkey and learn how to re-animate it in a healthy and moist way! Lucky for us turkey is very forgiving. You may find that this recipe is similar to my Chick-Chick Bean omelet, however I assure the taste is completely different thanks to the fresh, home canned tomatoes and fresh bell pepper and onions.

AND! I get to introduce to you my absolute favorite cheese ever, Muenster! Muenster is a softer, milder cheese in comparison to cheddar. It is a North American spin off of the french "munster" cheese. You can read all about the the history HERE.   It is soooooo smooth and sooooo dang good. But really not shreddable, so I wouldn't try if I were you. Thin slices will be just fine!

Fresh View Omelet...Leftover Series #3

Ingredients:

turkey (white meat)
Fresh canned tomatoes
bell pepper
onion
diced green chiles
garlic salt
chili powder
salt and pepper
Muenster cheese
black olives
corn
Basic Omelet

Chop onions and bell peppers and saute in small pan. Set Aside. Place fresh tomatoes with some juice into large skillet and heat on medium-high. Season as desired. Add chile's and continue to bring to simmer. Chop turkey to desired size and place in simmering tomatoes. Add corn and onion/bell pepper mixture. Cover and simmer until all juices have been absorbed, uncover and remove from heat. Slice your cheese. Prepare your basic omelet and when flipped lay cheese down, top with filling and fold. Top with sliced black olives.NOMS, the fresh way!

Fresh canned 'maters. If you don't have any, you are SOL till next summer... but I bet you are gonna be canning next year ;)

The color is not enhanced here... that is how bright and beautiful it really is.

All the ingredients swimming together in freshy-freshness.

*insert singing choir* AHHHAHHHAHHHAHHHHHH!!!!!

Edible and tasty Orange rind

Cooked down and ready to do it's job!

Overdoin' the cheese as usual... I cannot help myself!

It looks SO good... So good....



Like an Alien from Planet Breakfast seducing me with it's many eyes...

KITCHEN STAFF UPDATE:

Sous Chef Dalton has now begun an intensive 7 month training program to fill the NOW available position of Master Food Taster.

He is off to a great start... and the Omelet kitchen believes he has immense potential.

After nearly  a month of holding the Food Taster position, Everit has not even so much as taken a bite of one omelet. Therefore, he has been demoted to dishwasher. Everit is "thrilled about the new position" and feels it "suits his energy level better." We could not agree more, and applaud Everit for his positive attitude!





((((I am hereby removing tip of the day until I can think of more tips...)))

My Review:

The turkey was amazing... tender, melt in your mouth, and extremely flavorful. All the ingredients stood alone in their own right, yet came together in such an awesome garden fresh flavor! I feel alive again!





Stromboli Omelet

You COULD call it a pizza omelet. I would not be offended if you did. But it is SO much more than just pizza. This is a bachelor's dream. This is the ONE omelet your kids might eat. This omelet is AS WE SPEAK, repairing tears in the time-space continuum. This omelet could potentially bring peace to the earth as we know it. This omelet has cat's and dog's enjoying each other's company. This omelet vacuumed my floor this morning. So, you call call it pizza, but really shouldn't something THIS life changing have a better name? I think so.

Stromboli Omelet

Ingredients:

ground beef
ground Italian sausage
pepperoni
pizza sauce
mozzarella cheese
Basic Omelet


Brown your ground beef and sausage together in same pan. Drain meat very well and set aside. Prepare your basic omelet. On the flip, add an obscene amount of Mozzarella and then layer one half of omelet with the pepperoni. Fill with meat mixture and fold. Sprinkle top with more cheese, and then drizzle pizza sauce on top. Then allow your mind to be blown.

Yes that is pre shredded cheese. You caught me. I cheated.

Bubble Bubble noms and trouble.

Looks like a pizza, smells like a pizza! But it's an OMELET!!!

HEY JOEE! Nice pizza you got there! The boss, he wants to talk to you!



#*#*#*#* TIP OF THE DAY: Omelet's are good ANY time of the day!  #*#*#*#

My Review:

Let it be known that while I enjoy pizza now and again I am really not a huge fan. And I was SURE that this would just go on my list as "done" and I would never make it again. MISTAKEN. This is now one of my top 5. I cannot even begin to explain how incredible the eggs blend with the pizza flavor. I assumed that the filling would just overwhelm it all, but I was wrong. The flavor of the omelet itself really stands out and makes for an unbelievably delicious combination. MAKE THIS OMELET!







Machaca Omelet

Yet another Mexican inspired dish! This one is loosely translated from a traditional Mexican breakfast recipe called Machaca, which is originally made using dried beef and peppers and served on or with eggs and tortillas. I am making my own version, naturally, using what I have on hand today. There is some preparation involved though, preferably the day ahead. So plan this omelet for tomorrow!

The main ingredient of beef is best prepared at home and to your specific preference. I love tender, juicy, melt in your mouth roast beef, so I prepare mine in a slow cooker:

My awesome roast beef!

Ingredients:

1 roast (select roast with a good fat/meat balance. DO NOT TRIM. Fat = flavor!)
water
Season Salt
Crock Pot.

Rinse off roast well and place in slow cooker. Coat one side with the Season Salt, flip over and do the same to other side. Add enough water to come about mid-way through the roast. DO NOT COVER ROAST with water! This is will boil it (eeeew!)  Set on low and depending on size, cook from 8-12 hours. Flip roast midway through cooking time. When done, remove meat and place in sealed container. NEVER FORGET! Save the juice (gravy, aus jus, whatevs)!!!!!  Pour it in a separate container and chill both in fridge overnight. This step is really important!  No, really. It is.

TIME WARP TO THE NEXT MORNING!!!!  OoOoOoOo....

Machaca Omelet

Ingredients:

Roast beef
Aus Jus (reserved)
bell peppers (your color choice)
green onion
yellow onion
diced green chile's
salt and pepper to taste
Tony Cachere's Cajun spice blend (or your preferred "heat" mixture)
sour cream
cheese
Basic Omelet

Having prepared your roast the day before you are ready to rock this baby! Take a look at your roast and aus jus.. you will see that the fat has now solidified and is easily removable. Separate the fat from your beef. Throw away the fat and shred up the beef with your fingers. Place in a 12" skillet. Now you can skim off (or peel off) the layer of fat from the top of your aus jus. YES! See how easy that was? Told you refrigerating was important!  Now pour enough of the aus jus to cover the bottom of the pan, about 1/4 cup. Slice and dice your peppers and onions to desired size and place in pan with green chile's and meat. Salt, pepper and season to taste. Bring to a simmer over medium/high heat. Then cover and turn heat down to a low-medium. (can you smell that? Oh its heavenly!) Allow to simmer until juice is almost completely absorbed. Stir frequently, taking care to shred any larger pieces of meat with your spatula. Then prepare Basic Omelet. Use cheese, but sparingly (what? Joee? Sparing cheese? WHAT?) and add filling. Fold, top with sour cream!

A few notes about this recipe:

*This can be very salty. Consider your self pre-warned.
*Fresh "hot" peppers such as jalapenos are a fine substitute for the "heat" spice mix.
*Keep your shredded meat bite size and well separated. It is just more eater friendly that way.

This here is the start of something NOMS.

Shredded beef ready to simmer to perfection.

BEHOLD... the flavor!

Ready to simmer down... see how little aus jus is used?

Halfway through cook time.(lid removed for picture)

Simmered down..oh the smell is beyond words!!!

Just a little cheese... the beef mixture is the showcase here.

Your mouth has now begun watering....

...and jealousy has kicked in!



#*#*#*#* TIP OF THE DAY: Don't freeze an omelet. They do not re-animate well.   #*#*#*#

My Review:

Perfection.

Now GO MY MINIONS!  And create your OWN!!!